Of Hummers and Priuses

Don't get me wrong. I have a lot of friends who drive Priuses and I sincerely, honestly love, love them to death. Ironically though, 9 out of the 10 times someone would either cut me off, tailgate, or even have the nerve to race me on the freeway, it would have to be...yes you totally guessed it right...some little fugly biatch or a**hole driving the mighty "let's save earth" PRIUS.

I mean, I just don't get it. So, people buy those little overpriced dunebugs to "save the earth". Yet you see them speeding through neighborhoods, driving like hell drivers doing 60 in a 25 mile zone...along shopping centers, school zones, school parking lots, parks...great gawd, I feel like they want to save the earth but don't have any regard at all for human beings...so what is the point then?

Then there are those who try to race you on the freeway and drive as if they were driving a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, or maybe -just maybe - even a Mustang.Sometimes I just shake my head and laugh, roll my eyes and yes, flip them the middle finger when they try to be a Jimmie Johnson and then sput sput choke in the middle of their road rage...hahahahaha!

Not so long ago, as I was parking my Hummer in a shopping center to go to Walgreens, this woman - who was driving the holy god let's save the world Prius - gave me the dirtiest of the dirtiest look. I felt like she was trying to cast an evil spell on me as she shot me the stinky eye when I got down my vehicle. Being one not to be pushed against the wall by bullies, I asked this bitch what her problem was. She then told me that MY vehicle was her problem. How could I drive a Hummer. A gas guzzler that is just so harmful and bad for the environment. She was talking to me with so much hatred in her tone it made me feel like I actually just killed someone just because I was driving the Hummer. Aghast and just plainly livid at this ignorant c*nt, I then fired back at her at how many trees needed to be cut down to produce her stupid car. At how her batteries aren't helping the environment at all and how stupid drivers who drive her stupid car and get into an accident need to call a firetruck everytime they get into an accident because of the queer needs of her stupid car. Oh and by the way, I told her to get a f*cking hobby and if she needed me to give her $20 so she can find someone else to talk to.

I then walked inside Walgreens and she continued to follow me. Lo and behold, we were to go to the same department too!Woohoo - this has got to be my lucky day! I got to the photo department first so I got served first - much to her dismay.
I handed the store clerk, Shawnie, 2 printer cartridges for her to fill. Stupid Prius lady asked me what those were and what I needed done. I then told her sarcastically that I, a Hummer driver that she hates so much, as a matter of fact, am having my printer cartridges refilled because, yes b*tch, I do recycle and yes c*nt, I am concious of how I utilize my resources...even if I drive a f*cking earth destroying Hummer.

We were then about to start a round two of our heated debate when Shawnie (the store clerk) asked me what Prius bitch's problem was. I then told her about how she was berrating me by solely judging me with what I drove. Prius lady then started to cut in.At this point, I was so exasperated and aghast at this fugly wart who needed to find a hobby other than starting out tense and fierce conversations with SUV driving strangers like me.I was so ready to bitchslap Ms. High and Mighty and just pay the $500 fine when Shawnie, as if on cue, blurted out, "Hummer or Prius, it don't matter at all. Y'all are lucky to even have a vehicle to drive. I have to walk and take the bus everyday so I can go to work. I wish I had a beater to make my life easier.I wish I had a car so I can see my kids sooner than having to commute for 3 hours just to get back home."

Wow. Just like that. It was as if heaven opened up to slap BOTH me and Prius bitch on the face. Sometimes it takes ONE person to open our eyes and teach us to just let things slide even when people are sometimes mean to us or say mean things to us. I was embarassed but the same time so thankful for this woman who made me realize how we often take so many things for granted and make so much fuss over things that really don't matter at all.

Happy Monday twitter world. It's been a crazy day but at the end of the day, I am thankful for such a crazy day because of being blessed with so much work.Good night.Be careful of self righteous Prius driving bitches - LOL!